Three little pigs decided to go out to dinner one evening and sat down at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over with a smile and asked for their drink orders.
“I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little pig.
“I’ll take a Coke,” said the second pig.
“I want water — lots and lots of water,” said the third pig.
The waiter raised an eyebrow but nodded and brought the drinks. A few minutes later, he returned to take their food orders.
“I’ll have a big, juicy steak,” said the first pig happily.
“Just a salad for me,” said the second pig.
“Water. Lots and lots of water,” said the third pig again.
The waiter was confused but wrote it down and went to the kitchen. After the pigs finished eating, the waiter came back for dessert.
“Banana split,” said the first pig.
“Root beer float,” said the second pig.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third pig.
By now, the waiter couldn’t take it anymore. He leaned in and asked, “Sir, if you don’t mind me asking… why are you only drinking water?”
The third pig grinned and replied, “Because the wolf is in the bathroom… and I’m waiting for him to come out.”
