A chap goes into a bar and orders a vodka and coke.
The barman serves him.
The man drinks it and orders another.
This goes on for a while, until the chap begins to slow down.
The barman asks, âIs there anything the matter, sir?â
The chap replies, âI had an enormous argument with the wife. She said she wonât speak to me for a month.â
The barman says, âSo why are you slowing down?â
The chap answers,
âWell⊠the monthâs up.â đ»đ
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