The customs officer smiled politely and asked, \u201cFather, do you have anything to declare?\u201d The priest nodded calmly and replied, \u201cFrom the top of my head down to my waist, I have absolutely nothing to declare.\u201d The officer looked puzzled but, seeing the priest\u2019s sincere expression, decided to ask another question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd from your waist down?\u201d the customs officer continued. Without missing a beat, the priest answered, \u201cDown there, I have a marvelous little device designed especially for ladies that has never been used.\u201d The officer stared at him in complete silence before bursting into laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Several nearby travelers turned to see what was happening. Trying to keep a straight face, the customs officer asked, \u201cFather, are you certain that\u2019s your final answer?\u201d The priest smiled warmly and replied, \u201cMy son, I promised I would not lie. I simply answered exactly what you asked.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The distinguished lady standing a few steps behind him could barely contain her laughter. She realized the priest had kept his promise perfectly. He had protected her belongings without telling a single lie, relying only on carefully chosen words and a quick wit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The customs officer shook his head, laughed once more, and waved both of them through. As they walked away, the lady thanked the priest for his help. He simply smiled and said, \u201cHonesty and a little wisdom can solve more problems than most people imagine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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