\u201cWhy are you here?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man says, furious even in death, \u201cI suspected my wife was cheating. I came home early, saw the guy outside, threw the refrigerator at him\u2026 and died of a heart attack.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St. Peter shakes his head and sends him inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moments later, another man arrives at the gates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St. Peter asks, \u201cAnd why are you<\/em> here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The second man says, completely confused, \u201cI have no idea. I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly a refrigerator fell from the sky and killed me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n St. Peter sighs, opens the gate, and lets him in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A few minutes later, a third man shows up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n St. Peter looks tired now. \u201cLet me guess. How did you<\/em> die?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The third man shrugs and says, \u201cWell\u2026 I was hiding inside a refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cWhy are you here?\u201d he asks. The man says, furious even in death, \u201cI suspected my wife was cheating. I came home early, saw the guy outside,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":173,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3469,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3468\/revisions\/3469"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intersting7hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}