Three little pigs decided to go out to dinner one evening and sat down at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over with a smile and asked for their drink orders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite,\u201d said the first little pig.
\u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke,\u201d said the second pig.
\u201cI want water \u2014 lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third pig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waiter raised an eyebrow but nodded and brought the drinks. A few minutes later, he returned to take their food orders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll have a big, juicy steak,\u201d said the first pig happily.
\u201cJust a salad for me,\u201d said the second pig.
\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third pig again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waiter was confused but wrote it down and went to the kitchen. After the pigs finished eating, the waiter came back for dessert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBanana split,\u201d said the first pig.
\u201cRoot beer float,\u201d said the second pig.
\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water!\u201d shouted the third pig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By now, the waiter couldn\u2019t take it anymore. He leaned in and asked, \u201cSir, if you don\u2019t mind me asking\u2026 why are you only drinking water?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third pig grinned and replied, \u201cBecause the wolf is in the bathroom\u2026 and I\u2019m waiting for him to come out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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