A very drunk man finally staggered up to his front door at six o\u2019clock in the morning. His hair was sticking up in every direction, his shirt was half untucked, and his shoes didn\u2019t even match. He fumbled with his keys, nearly falling over twice before managing to open the door. Inside, his long-suffering wife had been awake all night, sitting in the living room with her arms crossed and her patience completely gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The moment he stepped inside, she jumped up and unleashed everything she\u2019d been holding in. \u201cDo you have any idea what time it is?\u201d she shouted. \u201cI\u2019ve been waiting up all night! You better have a very good reason for coming home blind drunk at this hour of the morning!\u201d Her voice echoed through the house, sharp and furious, making it clear this was not going to end well for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man squinted at her, trying to focus through his blurry vision. He leaned against the wall to steady himself, swaying slightly as he thought hard for a moment. Then, with a crooked smile spreading across his face, he finally answered. \u201cI do,\u201d he said proudly, slurring just a little. His wife glared at him. \u201cWell?\u201d she demanded. \u201cLet\u2019s hear it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He straightened up as best he could, lifted his finger like he was making an important point, and said, \u201cI\u2019m late\u2026 because I was at a free all-you-can-drink party.\u201d The room went silent for a second. His wife blinked. \u201cA free all-you-can-drink party?\u201d she repeated slowly. \u201cAnd where exactly was that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man grinned even wider and replied, \u201cAt the dentist\u2019s office.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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